Story Time.

I am starting to begin to realize how hard it’s going to be for me to put aside thirty minutes every day to blog. I did finish all of my homework though… and everyone knows that’s one of the best feelings you can get. I didn’t really have time to think about a topic to start with today (because if you haven’t noticed… I tend to stray off topic). I guess how I can write about how I crashed into a pole today… Yeah, it happened… So my friend and I were riding to the nearest Ross because I had failed to pack any of my nice jackets and suit pants to college; and I look down to check my phone. I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and when I put my phone away and looked back up at my course, I noticed that I was heading for a collision course with a bus stop pole. Bring. It. On. I immediately stood up, like a ninja, onto my seat and jumped off into the grass to perform a tuck and role. After that thought rushed into my head, I hit the pole with my tire, and proceeded to fly into the air. For some reason, I thought it would be a great idea to just toss my phone into the street so I didn’t land on it. Luckily, I came out of the dust and debris unscathed! A girl passing by in her car suddenly honked at me and called me cute. True story. Ask Patrick Moore, he was there and witnessed it all! Unfortunately, my phone suffered a much worse fate than myself. I picked it up and the screen had turned off. I popped out the battery and shoved it back in, praying for my phone to show SOME SORT OF LIFE! It still wouldn’t power on, and I was stuck with a broken phone. I jiggled with the phone, listening for a sign that something had been knocked loose; and something had indeed been knocked loose from its place. I sighed; took out the battery, put it back in, and jammed it in my pocket. We continued riding and I have to deal with the fact that I now need a new phone. Then my phone suddenly came back to life! So now my phone works, and I got a nice suit from Ross for only $77. True story…. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Cool story bro.” Am I right?… Well, in my defense, you could have stopped reading at any time. Oh man, I just realized that I have five minutes left, but I still have to get ready! Will I have time to finish this blog? Yes. Yes I will…. I hope that if you’re reading this, it’s because you find me funny and entertaining. I have obscure thoughts, and this is how I would act around people if I didn’t have the self-control to shut up. Sometimes it’s good to have a very wild and free imagination. I think that artists are magnificent because they can make those thoughts come to life! I decided that I’m taking an art class while at college. Speaking of art… If any of you can draw, could you draw me something with a very fantasy like landscape? I would really appreciate it and hang it up on my wall! There aren’t many people who read this, but maybe somebody could do me a favor. Email me if you would like my address.